Feeble-minded Fairytale for children below 1 years old

Title: {What The F*ck}
Author: Mr. Wong Ji Yin & Mr. Chong Zhi Han
Published on:26 August 2007, 12.13am

Once upon a time in a jungle ~
There was a little prince
the prince is quite handsome and intelligent.
Today, the prince think of an idea
he wana collect some apples
so, he prepare himself a white strong horse
and 3 little kittens.
He put those kittens into a big box with rainbow color cover
and kicked the horse's butt.
The horse ran away!!!
He chased
and suddenly, he started to fly!
WoW! What a beautiful experience!

He can touch the clouds~!! and eat them!!
suddenly! *BOOM* an evil witch appeared!
She said:" Hahahahaha!!! Prince, those clouds are poisonous!!!"
Oh no! the prince was so sad...
he will never have the chance to collect apple again
he is never able to play with the kittens
he hates that he can fly!
he dun wanna fly!

LOOK!he saw his horse!
*glek glek glek* his horse transformed into HumbleHee!
HumbleHee made a jump, straight into the mouth of the witch!
HumbleHee keeps running! marched into deeper!
*proof* the witch ate HumbleHee...
The prince started to cry...

The king, now came
He shouted:"What The F*ck Is This!!!!? "
Then The F*ck answered the king, is a witch, your majesty...
The king was angry, he used his XXXX to kill the F*ck...

The F*ck degenerated into 3 three kittens...
The prince was shocked! He metamorphed into a big cat!!!
He brought the 3 kittens and ran into a big temple!!!
He reached the temple! There are apple trees inside the temple, shining with golden sparks!!!
The prince cat and kittens quickly grabbed all the gold apple, and broke the temple...
Dug a big hole and escaped into infinity...
The king and the witch fell in love...
and they live happily ever after...