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回应不是因为心虚,而是在乎...

如果说解释是为了掩饰,
掩饰我那被揭穿的恶行的话...
那我没有什么好解释的,
因为这次我没有什么好掩饰...
可能在你的心目中我已经被你定位成一个表里不一的人...
我讲再多,你也觉得我是在演戏罢了...
一场博取同情的戏...

在一片乱箭横扫下,难免会有人无辜受伤...
我只想说:
朋友,这次你真的误会了...
对不起...

Creative! Innovative! Imaginative!

ooo~ just look at the translation...
Chinese( from china ) are so so so creative!
Look at them~They are able to translate those tittles in such a lively way~
This is what we call "SENSE of HUMOR"!

I wonder...
Why dun they turn "Free & Easy" into 免费和简单 instead of 自由和简单...
I'm sure the effect will be more entertaining...
*wicked laugh*

Decision

the evil side says:
SLEEP

the good side says:
STUDY

SLEEP, STUDY, STUDY, SLEEP, STUDY, SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP...

SLEEP!

The Return of 冷笑话

一个猎人带着猎狗去打猎，在林子里溜了一天都没有猎物。

天黑了，不甘心的他还是不停骑马在林子里转，

马忽然说：‘你都不让我休息，想累死我啊！？’

猎人听到吓了一跳，立刻从马背上滚下来，拉着猎狗就逃跑，跑到一课大树下喘气时，狗拍拍胸口对他说：‘吓死我了，马居然会说话！’

于是猎人当场被吓死了...

Feeble-minded Fairytale for children below 1 years old

Title: {What The F*ck}
Author: Mr. Wong Ji Yin & Mr. Chong Zhi Han
Published on:26 August 2007, 12.13am

Once upon a time in a jungle ~
There was a little prince
the prince is quite handsome and intelligent.
Today, the prince think of an idea
he wana collect some apples
so, he prepare himself a white strong horse
and 3 little kittens.
He put those kittens into a big box with rainbow color cover
and kicked the horse's butt.
The horse ran away!!!
He chased
and suddenly, he started to fly!
WoW! What a beautiful experience!

He can touch the clouds~!! and eat them!!
suddenly! *BOOM* an evil witch appeared!
She said:" Hahahahaha!!! Prince, those clouds are poisonous!!!"
Oh no! the prince was so sad...
he will never have the chance to collect apple again
he is never able to play with the kittens
he hates that he can fly!
he dun wanna fly!

LOOK!he saw his horse!
*glek glek glek* his horse transformed into HumbleHee!
HumbleHee made a jump, straight into the mouth of the witch!
HumbleHee keeps running! marched into deeper!
*proof* the witch ate HumbleHee...
The prince started to cry...

The king, now came
He shouted:"What The F*ck Is This!!!!? "
Then The F*ck answered the king, is a witch, your majesty...
The king was angry, he used his XXXX to kill the F*ck...

The F*ck degenerated into 3 three kittens...
The prince was shocked! He metamorphed into a big cat!!!
He brought the 3 kittens and ran into a big temple!!!
He reached the temple! There are apple trees inside the temple, shining with golden sparks!!!
The prince cat and kittens quickly grabbed all the gold apple, and broke the temple...
Dug a big hole and escaped into infinity...
The king and the witch fell in love...
and they live happily ever after...

PUPPY!

YEAH!
A new member had just joined my neighbor's puppy collection this afternoon.
This is the 5th puppy loafing around his house...
German shepherd-Female-2 month.


For your information, this German shepherd puppy cost RM800!
My neighbor has lost his mind!!! AHHH!!!!
rm800 for a puppy?!
Here are wat u can buy using RM800:
1 puppy=667 cups of teh ais
1 puppy=1000 pieces of roti canai
1 puppy=229 plates of chicken rice
1 puppy=26 RM30 prepaid cards
1 puppy=3 pairs of nike/ adidas shoes
1 puppy=1 Sony Ericsson S5001
1 puppy=1/2 Nokia N76

my neighbor said: this puppy can earn him more RM800!

so... HOKUAN! consider puppy investment!

LEGO

22 August 2007
Physic Lab

当亲爱的Pn.Choi 正不辞劳苦地向学生灌输知识
及使用Mutual Induction 和Mutual Inductance轰炸我们的神经思维的当儿，
志贤和我已经悄悄陶醉在我们俩的后乐园里了...
LEGO! LEGO! LEGO!

LEGO! 让我发挥创意的东西!
LEGO! 让我从温回忆的东西!
LEGO! 让我知道赚钱艰难的东西!
LEGO! 让我又爱又恨的东西!
LEGO! 好贵啊~

小孩不懂事...

对于新鲜的事情
请不要显得跃跃欲试...
对你来说的"好玩"不代表你可以放肆,不顾及别人的感受...
下次请让你的脑
详细地判断,
然后做出明智的选择
才采取应有的行动...
太过分的动作,
只会迎来反感,
而不是你想象中的娱乐效果...

如有冒犯,
请多多包含...

Chipsmore ROCKS!

Nah~ just trying to upload some photos...
Have a Break, Have a Chipsmore~

Definition of IDIOT{in case u dont know}

id -i- ot ˈɪdiət/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[id-ee-uht ]
-noun

Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary
1. An utterly foolish or senseless person.
2. (Psychology) A person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than 3 years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.

Based on The American Heritage ® Dictionary of The English Language, Fourth Edition
1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having mental age below 3 years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Based on Online Etymology Dictionary
1. Person so mentally deficient as to be incapable of ordinary reasoning.
2. Uneducated or ignorant person.

Based on Wordnet 3.0
1. A person of subnormal intelligence.

Synonyms words to IDIOT:ass, blockhead, boob, booby, cretin, dimwit, donkey, dork, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, meathead, mental defective, moron, nincompoop, nitwit, pointy head, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, yo-yo

IDIOT in other languages:

Arabic:	أحْمَق
Chinese (Simplified):	傻子
Chinese (Traditional):	傻子
Czech:	blbec
Danish:	idiot; tåbe
Dutch:	idioot
Estonian:	idioot
Finnish:	idiootti
French:	idiot, idiote
German:	der Idiot
Greek:	ανόητος
Hungarian:	ostoba
Icelandic:	fífl, heimskingi
Indonesian:	orang bodoh
Italian:	idiota

Japanese:	まぬけ
Korean:	멍청이
Latvian:	muļķis
Lithuanian:	idiotas
Norwegian:	idiot, tosk, fjols
Polish:	idiota
Portuguese (Brazil):	idiota
Portuguese (Portugal):	idiota
Romanian:	idiot
Russian:	идиот, дурак
Slovak:	hlupák
Slovenian:	bedak
Spanish:	idiota
Swedish:	idiot
Turkish:	ahmak

NOTES: An IDIOT is a stupid person with mental age below 3 years, while a MORON is a stupid person with a mental age of between seven to twelve years.

需要广播器吗?

鬼节到了,
想不到酱快就可以听到人家在那边V哗鬼叫...
烦死了!
讲话讲到鬼酱大声怕死人家听不到meh...
下次买个广播器给你又点话ler?
你酱来喊法,你不哑先,我都聋先啦...
拜托我没有兴趣知道你要跟谁去看戏,去那里吃饭又或则几点睡觉...
(那些令人刺耳的声音,我不听!我不听!)
统统都不关我的事,明吗?

对!对!对!你人缘很好!你有很多朋友!别人都很喜欢你!
满意了吗???
以你这种心胸狭窄,自以为冰雪聪明,极讲义气的人,
你应该是对N年前那件你所谓丧尽天良的世纪悲剧还念念不忘...
现在背负使命代替月亮来惩罚我
誓死要为你的朋友讨回公道,报这个雪恨大仇!!!
我劝你还是放弃吧,省点气来暖下个肚啦...

某人的市价

我不懂是不是真的我太敏感了...
就算是一件很小很小,小到毫不起眼的事情...
都让我觉得每一件事,每一句话...
都是针对着我,冲着我而来...
或许是言者无意，听者有意吧...
有时天真一点地告诉自己:"你才没有那个价值让别人笃你背脊..."

当别人蓄意孤立某人之前,
也会考量那人的价值...
看值不值得花费那个力气,
大费周章地篇排一切...
损人不利己的事情,
是没有多少人会去做的...
是几乎绝迹了...

白撞的咪咪眼

嘿...嘿...嘿...
plz! Plz! PLZ!!!
不要在我后面唉声叹气!!!
需知道，
叹气声是高贵的,是纯洁的,是神圣的!!!
咪咪眼是没有也不会有资格叹气的!!!
请!请你不要侮辱,
毁坏这个千年流传下来值得世人敬仰的优良习俗!!!
幸好，
我有足够的修养，来容忍你这个不知所谓的咪咪眼!!!
在这个文明的现代社会是不容许这些白撞的咪咪眼到处招摇撞骗，为非作歹的!!!
以后请你不要无端白事就在那边hi.. hi.. 嘿.. 嘿..
会有报应的...
谢谢.

由于忧郁,忧郁有余

【憂鬱症】

1.面對憂鬱要處之泰然，因為悲傷是必經的常態。
(如果酱容易想通,没有人有忧郁症了。)
2.找些事情做，轉移注意力，例如散步、下棋、騎腳踏車、閱讀等。
3.從記憶中尋找快樂。　　
(万一有不愉快的往事?)
4.找朋友頃訴，加以發洩。
(每个朋友都酱得空?)
5.大哭一場，盡情的流淚。
(不是每个人都容易落泪的...)
6.冷靜的分析情況。
(多冷静才算冷静?)
7.凡事只求盡力，結果的呈現並非自己可以決定。
(讲就天下无敌...)
8.運動有助於克服憂鬱症，如果平日就有運動的習慣，不妨試著耗盡全身力氣。
(不是每个人都有优良的运动细胞的...)
9.塗鴨，以寫字或畫畫來抒發感受。
(万一画不美,情况更加恶化呢?)
10.直接的問清楚懷疑的事情。
(不是每个人都能面对事实的...)
11.找些很乏味的事情做以分散注意力。
(都讲明乏味咯...)
12.放鬆自己，慢下腳步。
(难，很难...)
13.憂鬱時避免做重大決定，以免決策錯誤使憂鬱更嚴重。
14.即使情緒低落，還是要尊重他人，不可遷怒他人。
(发泄!发泄!!u know?)
15.遠離百貨公司，避免不理性的購物。
(为什么?)
16.關緊冰箱，避免以吃東西扺抗憂鬱的衝動。
(不用紧,我吃不胖...)
17.營養能控制情緒，維他命B群可以幫助扺抗憂鬱。

哦~原来这就是自私~

如果说自私是一门学问...
那原来你是那么的博学多才...
只是肤浅的我,
随意相信了你的信口开河...
谢谢你充分的反应出“自私”
这两个字的定义...
你的表现真的好!无得顶啊!
下次,
千万不要来求我
我想看下你折堕的样子...

亲爱的朋友,
请不要乱乱对号入座哦...