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回应不是因为心虚,而是在乎...

如果说解释是为了掩饰,
掩饰我那被揭穿的恶行的话...
那我没有什么好解释的,
因为这次我没有什么好掩饰...
可能在你的心目中我已经被你定位成一个表里不一的人...
我讲再多,你也觉得我是在演戏罢了...
一场博取同情的戏...

在一片乱箭横扫下,难免会有人无辜受伤...
我只想说:
朋友,这次你真的误会了...
对不起...

Creative! Innovative! Imaginative!

ooo~ just look at the translation...
Chinese( from china ) are so so so creative!
Look at them~They are able to translate those tittles in such a lively way~
This is what we call "SENSE of HUMOR"!

I wonder...
Why dun they turn "Free & Easy" into 免费和简单 instead of 自由和简单...
I'm sure the effect will be more entertaining...
*wicked laugh*

Decision

the evil side says:
SLEEP

the good side says:
STUDY

SLEEP, STUDY, STUDY, SLEEP, STUDY, SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP...

SLEEP!

The Return of 冷笑话

一个猎人带着猎狗去打猎，在林子里溜了一天都没有猎物。

天黑了，不甘心的他还是不停骑马在林子里转，

马忽然说：‘你都不让我休息，想累死我啊！？’

猎人听到吓了一跳，立刻从马背上滚下来，拉着猎狗就逃跑，跑到一课大树下喘气时，狗拍拍胸口对他说：‘吓死我了，马居然会说话！’

于是猎人当场被吓死了...

Feeble-minded Fairytale for children below 1 years old

Title: {What The F*ck}
Author: Mr. Wong Ji Yin & Mr. Chong Zhi Han
Published on:26 August 2007, 12.13am

Once upon a time in a jungle ~
There was a little prince
the prince is quite handsome and intelligent.
Today, the prince think of an idea
he wana collect some apples
so, he prepare himself a white strong horse
and 3 little kittens.
He put those kittens into a big box with rainbow color cover
and kicked the horse's butt.
The horse ran away!!!
He chased
and suddenly, he started to fly!
WoW! What a beautiful experience!

He can touch the clouds~!! and eat them!!
suddenly! *BOOM* an evil witch appeared!
She said:" Hahahahaha!!! Prince, those clouds are poisonous!!!"
Oh no! the prince was so sad...
he will never have the chance to collect apple again
he is never able to play with the kittens
he hates that he can fly!
he dun wanna fly!

LOOK!he saw his horse!
*glek glek glek* his horse transformed into HumbleHee!
HumbleHee made a jump, straight into the mouth of the witch!
HumbleHee keeps running! marched into deeper!
*proof* the witch ate HumbleHee...
The prince started to cry...

The king, now came
He shouted:"What The F*ck Is This!!!!? "
Then The F*ck answered the king, is a witch, your majesty...
The king was angry, he used his XXXX to kill the F*ck...

The F*ck degenerated into 3 three kittens...
The prince was shocked! He metamorphed into a big cat!!!
He brought the 3 kittens and ran into a big temple!!!
He reached the temple! There are apple trees inside the temple, shining with golden sparks!!!
The prince cat and kittens quickly grabbed all the gold apple, and broke the temple...
Dug a big hole and escaped into infinity...
The king and the witch fell in love...
and they live happily ever after...

PUPPY!

YEAH!
A new member had just joined my neighbor's puppy collection this afternoon.
This is the 5th puppy loafing around his house...
German shepherd-Female-2 month.


For your information, this German shepherd puppy cost RM800!
My neighbor has lost his mind!!! AHHH!!!!
rm800 for a puppy?!
Here are wat u can buy using RM800:
1 puppy=667 cups of teh ais
1 puppy=1000 pieces of roti canai
1 puppy=229 plates of chicken rice
1 puppy=26 RM30 prepaid cards
1 puppy=3 pairs of nike/ adidas shoes
1 puppy=1 Sony Ericsson S5001
1 puppy=1/2 Nokia N76

my neighbor said: this puppy can earn him more RM800!

so... HOKUAN! consider puppy investment!