走走走!

暗疮们，
几时才肯离开我的脸啊?

SPIDERWEB-ED toilet

from the DIRECTOR of
'小心小心' and 'boss fired her'

PG warning
Parents strongly cautioned,
some material may be inappropriate for children below 13

U heard bout it...
now its time for u to have a look at it!

IN CINEMAS 31 APRIL

CHONG JAHAT #1

FYDA(its FYDA not YIDAH): Kau dengar lagu melayu tak?
ME: Tak ade lah..
FYDA: KENAPA?!
ME: hehe...
FYDA: Pernah dengar satu cerita melayu tak?
ME: Cerita apa?
FYDA: Seorang lelaki telah bertunang dengan seorang gadis, tetapi gadis tu bercurang dengan lelaki lain. Jadi, lelaki tu sangat marah dan telah membunuh lelaki tu.(-.-''') Lelaki yang membunuh orang telah masuk lokap. Sebelum dia digantung sampai mati, dia menggubal sebuah lagu, bila gadis tu dengar lagu tu, terus jadi gila.
ME: BETUL ke?!
FYDA: YA BETUL! kau mau dengar lagu tu tak?
ME: Tak perlu lah...
FYDA: Tak apa lah... aku dengar sendiri...
(its a loudspeaker lah...i still can hear from far...)

She repeated the song N times for bout an hour...

FYDA: SEDAP tak?
ME: hehe... PELIKNYA, kenapa kau tak jadi gila?
FYDA: CHONG NI! JAHAT BETUL LAH! (-.-''')
BOSS:什么鬼歌来的?!好像念经酱! (南无呵弥陀佛..................)
ME:是咯是咯...

12.3.2008

boss LEARNED his lesson...

(click and have a look, it may brighten up ur day)

Brand New "contract" for workers a.k.a victims at NICE PRINT SYSTEM created by BOSS
inspired by ME & SO

小心小心

Volume ■■■■■□□□□□
MR. AHMAD: Hello! Nak cuci gambar.
ME: Nak saiz apa?
MR.AHMAD: Nak saiz 4R, berapa harga sekeping?
ME: Agak-agak ada berapa keping?
MR.AHMAD: 30 lebih lah..
ME: ERM... Sekeping 50cents lah...
MR.AHMAD: Apa hal MAHAL sangat? Tak boleh 40cents sekeping ke?

Volume ■■■■■■■□□□
BOSS:叫他拿来啦!(yelling from inside)

Volume ■■■□□□□□□□
ME:他讲要四毛一张喔~

Volume ■■■■■■■■□□
BOSS(at whispering distance):四毛?!哪里有?!叫他拿去给阿猪阿狗洗啦!!!
ME: ... -.-'''

Volume ■■■■□□□□□□
ME: Eh... Gambar tu bila nak?
MR.AHMAD: 几时可以好?
ME: ?!
ME: 今天四点.
MR.AHMAD: 酱我大概五点来拿啦.
ME: 可以可以.
MR.AHMAD: OK. 谢谢
ME: 谢谢.
BOSS: !@#$%^&:*+-&^&@$=

boss fired her

AFTER LUNCH
approximately 2.50pm

ME: mana SO?
YIDAH: sudah balik.
ME: kenapa?
YIDAH: dia kata ada hal.
ME: apa hal?
YIDAH: dia tak beritau...
ME: ok...

10 minutes later...
a message from her

From +60176788XXX

do u noe wat happened jus now?
he asked me to go back..no need work ady..
then gave me rm540..i tell u ah! becareful ah!
he SOT de ah!!! SOT SOT SOT!!!

WTF?!